“Starmergeddon” Chapter 2: “Scrooged”, “Between a BlackRock and a Hard Place”, at “ Self-Assisted Starmergrad”
“There is nothing on which it is so hard as poverty; and there is nothing it professes to condemn with such severity as the pursuit of wealth!”(Ebenezer Scrooge)

Summary:
· The UK Election Petition is a referendum on the Global Blair Inc. Witch Project “Opus Day 26”.
· “Fiscally alliterate” TranStarmer is trying, and failing, to talk like Clement Attlee but walk like Margaret Thatcher.
· In seeking to overcompensate verbally, for capital destruction, “fiscally alliterate” Keir Starmer is becoming universally unpopular and unelectable with all British polity members.
· X marks the spot where Keir Starmer has located himself, and the UK economy, “between a BlackRock and a Hard Place”.
· X marks the spot, outside the UK banking system, that the Bank of England identifies as the financial crisis zone, “between a BlackRock and a Hard Place”, that Chancellor Reeves is “catalyzing”.
· The bits of X that the Bank of England will not bail out, BlackRock et al can buy with a central bank/taxpayer guarantee.
· “Farmageddon” is located “between a BlackRock and a Hard Place”.
· Keir Starmer has chosen “Starmergrad”, as his Falklands, upon which to rebuild squandered political capital and/or “self-assist” die.
· Global food price inflation locates “Starmergrad” “between a BlackRock and a Hard Place”.
· RFK Junior locates “Starmergrad” “between a BlackRock and a Hard Place”.
· President Trump may soon abandon “Starmergrad” and its encircled defenders.
Extracts



· “Grim Labour’s” misaligned prioritization of re-election, over the Ungovernable Kingdom’s (UK’s) economic growth problems, has been eponymously termed “Starmergeddon”.
· The “Ungovernable Kingdom” (UK) is becoming the, anticipated, “failed state of scale, larger than Ukraine”, aka the “Hard Place”, required for the next global phase of fiscal and monetary policy expansion”.
· The “Starmergeddon” headwind is a tailwind for Tony Blair’s “Britain Project”.
· The “Starmergeddon” headwind is a tailwind for Tony Blair’s, and Jamie Dimon’s “Global Blair Inc. Witch Project”.
· The “Britain Project” will take back the streets, of the UK, by India taking back the Asian streets from China.
· “Starmergeddon” and “Biden’s Last Dance” are the opportunity for the “Masters of the Asset Class Universe LLP” to finance, and execute, the bicameral reset of the “Special Relationship”.
· The new Special Relationship appears to be located “between a BlackRock and a Hard Place”.
· The Managing Partners of the bicameral reset of the “Special Relationship” are asymmetrically hedged for Harris or Trump.
· The Managing Partners of the bicameral reset, of the “Special Relationship”, are also hedged for “Starmergeddon” with Blair’s “Britain Project”.
(Source: the Author, August 10th 2024)
· Britain, and Jamie Dimon, expect Tony Blair to save, the Special Relationship and, his Britain Project.
· In performing his patriotic duty, Tony Blair may need to sacrifice Keir Starmer.
· A UK financial crisis is the perfect “catalyst”, and smokescreen, for Tony Blair to operate in.
· Chancellor Reeves is preparing the “catalyst” by cannibalizing the Bank of England’s taxpayer-guaranteed capital base to feed Mammon, instead.
· Chancellor Reeves is preparing the “catalyst” by creating a light-touch financial regulatory regime that, exclusively, serves Mammon.
· Cannibalizing the Bank of England’s taxpayer-guaranteed capital base coerces the central bank into, misguidedly, thinking that the only source of taxpayer-guaranteed capital is to buy more Gilts.
· The UK taxpayer cannot guarantee Gilts, because Chancellor Reeves has killed economic growth while preparing the “catalyst” for “Starmergeddon”.
· Serving Mammon with taxpayer funds, and light touch regulations, will create a GFC rinse-and-repeat environment; that will have no taxpayer funds, for the inevitable bailout, when it goes pear-shaped.
(Source: the Author, November 16th 2024)

· Sans Jamie Dimon, and JP Morgan, the Global Blair Inc. Witch Project continues to act through the agency of Keir Starmer.
· Keir Starmer prioritizes the Global Blair Inc. Witch Project strategic objectives higher than UK Food Security, Food Price Inflation, Nuclear War, and perhaps even his elected daytime job.
· The Global Blair Inc. Witch Project has its acquisitive, institutional, eyes on UK agricultural land that Keir Starmer is forcing into distressed individual selling.
(Source: the Author, November 23rd 2024)














· Labour’s ideological “Scorched Earth Fiscal Policy” is cognitively blind, and, criminally, counterproductive, to the world food price inflation crisis reality.
(Source: the Author, November 9th 2024)

